THE LIST OF DUMB THINGS THESE BARLEY WARRIORS DO IS UNCOUNTABLE AND DUMB CHECK BACK FOR THE SCORE!!!

THE BARLEY POP SUPPLY OF EVERY TOWN THEY ROLL OVER SEEMS TO DISAPPEAR ABOUT 30 SECONDS BEFORE THE BEER ARMY LEAVES AND NO ONE KNOWSWHY?                            

 UNSOLVED  MYSTERIES TRIES TO SOLVE THE MYSTERIES OF THESE SOLDIERS AND THERE STRANGE LOYALTY TO BEER AND THERE DRUNK LEADERS DRAIN BRAMAGED KINGS OF ALL DRUNKS!!!

GOING TO WAR AGAINST THE DREADED SHARPSZILLA  AND O"DOULSTHRA AND THE WORST TWO OF ALL CUTTERS KONG AND THE 40 FT NEAR BEER!!!!!!!!!!

EVEN UNDER THE TERRIBLE PRESSURE ON THERE SHOULDERS THIER INEBRIATED LEADERS DRAIN BRAMAGED KEPT THE BEER COLD AND THE MUSIC FLOWING AND THE ARMY SWEPT OVER THE LAND LIKE A HOT KNIFE THRU BUTTER OR GR8 SCOTTCH THRU A KEG!!!